"Christmas Jeer is the most nauseating, despicable, dooty soaked tripe I've ever heard in my existence. I pray the Rosary everyday in the hopes that the Blessed Virgin Mary will intervene in the horrible life of the sick individual who created this disaster!"-- Gelda Flapjack, President of the Rosary Society, Saint Benedict Church, Camden, NJ
"Awful. Just awful. This degenerate has my old friend Dean Martin's corpse shitting himself in his grave. Do corpses normally do that?"-- Tony Bennett
